Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Chapter 2: Anybody could have written that song.



If you’re reading this then you know I’ve covered why the music scene in my area is in shambles, well today I have something to say about songwriting. There once was a time where people loved to hear original music, songs people had written for many different reasons set to music they wrote for that particular piece. Sadly those days have disappeared, now it’s the same overrated and overused crap that people want to hear all the time. I’m not saying that good old fashioned music played by instruments that people have to take time learning how to use is gone it’s just stuck in a deep ass rut right now.
Now let’s get something straight I’m not here to tell you what music you should be listening to or criticizing your choice of music, music could be anything from beating on a trashcan lid to virtuoso guitar wailing over a singer with an 8 octave range. This rant is going to be about writing songs and if you have written any songs that are halfway tolerable then you know as well as I do that it’s really fucking hard to write songs. Not only do you have to make sense you have to hit a key demographic and make your words mean something to them, I say key demographic because no matter how hard you try you’ll never write a song that applies to everyone. People are all drastically different and there is no way to make words and music that speaks to all of them. 

A lot of people tell me the Beatles wrote music for everyone which is completely false because like a lot of people I don’t care for the Beatles. They laid the groundwork for modern rock music but as times change people also change and so do music trends. Take Justin Bieber for example, this little Canadian kid wrote some riffs and a couple of songs that appeal to teen girls and blew up like dynamite for it, but on the other end of the spectrum you have people like me who write for themselves and don’t care about popularity all that much (the first single from my album is called I’m Glad You’re Dead for crying out loud). When writing a song there are a few things worthy of remembering, write for a certain kind of people, write like you would think, and don’t expect everything to be a hit.

Writing for a key demo is better than thinking you can take on the world with your music because most of the time that key demo will spread to people who would have never listened to your music because of word of mouth alone. When you write like you would think it puts more sincerity into your songs and even if everyone hates them at least you know you’re being as real as you can, and it doesn’t matter if you write death metal or comedy rock sincerity still counts. You should never go into this expecting everything you brain shits out will turn into gold records, there is a reason albums have filler songs. If a group or artist tried to sit down and write an album of nothing but hit songs it would take years upon years and it still only has a 50 percent chance of succeeding maybe even less than that. Many bands try this and run the risk of the entire genre that they fall into shifting into something else entirely. 

If you think that you’re music can’t be defined by a genre you should really just quit now. There is a reason we have labels for different kinds of music, its so people can find it easily and describe it to their friends. Sure there have been a lot of offshoot genres and even some made up ones but these artists understand that being labeled means people are listening to them and not throwing their music in the trash. And if you’re thinking you’re the one who will get famous without selling out or being labeled then you’re living in a god damn fantasy world and someone should hit you with a brick because that thought process is fucking insane.
The title of this is anyone could have written that song which after reading my insane ramblings you know that is a bullshit statement. People have distinct writing styles and a lot of times with modern music 4 or 5 people have to pool their resources to write one song and it may come out sounding like shit to everyone. If you’re out there reading this and you continue to write songs on your own without consulting with other people and they don’t sound too shitty then you have my respect. Writing a song on your own is so hard that I often contemplate not writing anymore songs because I get blocked up and pissed off at myself when something doesn’t come out right, but that is what haunts all songwriters. 

I just want to take this time to be a sleazy promotional tool and say that you can buy my album Beautiful Depression at rosslacey.bandcamp.com and thank anyone who has the patience to read my insanity. I hope you come back and tell your friends about the crazy dude on the internet that rambles about music and shit related to it. Also while you’re praying for me make sure you include your friends that you think might be going to hell, I don’t want to be the only one down there with a kiddie pool.

Chapter 1: Who wants to hear some music?

So this is my first installment of "Voices In My Head". Yeah I should get a catchier title but I don't care. Just to set the record straight I will be using bad language, I will offend people, and people my unfriend me on facebook for this but I don't care if you don't like it don’t read it. 

Now down to business, today we’re talking about music.  I live in Wayne County, IL and if you play gospel or you’re a female that sings well you have a chance. But if you play anything else outside of the gospel genre you’re pretty well fucked around here. Sure we sometimes have an open mic night but the location is under constant change and it’s my personal opinion that some of the people around here don’t want to play music because anything original is considered taboo and god forbid you start a metal band the whole county will want to burn you at the stake. Don’t get me wrong we have some amazing original artists around here but you wouldn’t know because advertisement costs and most of us are too broke to do anything about it. If we had more venues willing to open their doors to some bands and give them the opportunity to play their set and possibly give people (not talking about just adults here, kids also like listening to music) something to do and look forward to in this area it could really open up the path for touring bands passing from Missouri to Indiana to make a stop here and maybe get a little gas money and a place to crash and then they would spread the word and maybe Wayne county would be more than just a cluster of towns before you get to the cities.

 In theory this sounds like a simple idea yet there are so many holes in this plan it would never work.  First off almost all places equipped to have a band are backed by churches, no problem for me I can edit and I don’t blaspheme against any god that I know of but some heavier bands and even some of the rock bands are not welcome in that environment. Secondly there are no venues able to host all ages shows with proper regulation, I was a kid once and so were my friends and we all know that when you’re young you want to try everything so any all ages shows would have to be alcohol free so that kids could sneak it in (I don’t give two shits about how good you think your child may be you just haven’t caught them yet) and get hammered and screw it up for everyone else. And lastly if you got a band, got some songs, and you want to play in Wayne county you have to pay out the ass to play anywhere. When I did shows here the floral hall was 300 bucks, the legion upstairs was 250 and the gym at Sims was 50 dollars. The first two places might get people to show up the third was a bust because the sound sucked (it’s a gym with no stage what did you expect), no one knew where it was, and you couldn’t drink.

So a lot of people put blame on the bands, the fans, or the venues for local shows and bands dying out but when you decide to lay blame look at yourself and think “if all these people would stop blaming each other and work together we could have a hell of a scene to work with” then you will realize the problem is that everyone hates everyone and until this beef gets cooked our musical availability and diversity will be forever in the shitter. 

If you took the time to read this mess pat yourself on the back and rest your eyes because I’ll have a lot more to say I assure you, but for now I’m wrapping this up. Please remember to pray for me, even though I’m almost certain that I’m going to hell, it would be nice to have a kiddie pool.